Good day, miraculous mortals! This week I shall continue my story of my underground adventure. I had been in pursuit of a stolen piece of my magnificent hoard, one finely crafted mithril staff. It had been pilfered by some mean elves, and they had taken it far below ground, though my dragon senses were able

Good evening, my friends! Geldrin says you folks wouldn’t like this nickname, but I think you’re already feeling honored by being called a “good boy.” See, many mortals assign this title to their most beloved pets, and I have… something akin to a form of love for all of you readers. So... Good boys!

Good morning, questioning creatures! After last week’s somewhat drier and more scholarly storytime (though the lessons on the nature of true dragons are of upmost importance), I hope that this week’s answer will be a bit less information-packed and just a bit more entertaining. We’ll see though. On to this week’s question!

Salutations, knowledge-seekers! Today’s question comes with an answer that I hope will clear up some frequent misunderstandings about dragons. The number of letters we receive in which the asker is shockingly misinformed about what defines a dragon is far too high! Here’s another one of these draconically-ignorant fellows

Well met, knowledge-seekers! With this being the last part of our first-ever quartered story, I am going to do everyone a favor and jump right into the action. I had fled from an angry white dragon into an icy cave, only to be attacked by some gigantic glowing-hot horrific centipede. Had I been in any

Salutations once again, valued individuals! Lately, Geldrin has been reading to me a few of the popular “Tales of Wizards and Barbarians” books, and one gripe I’ve had is the constant lengthy repetition in the recounting of previous adventures at the beginning of every new book in the series. Thus, instead of a lengthy telling

Greetings, dear readers! Though we have a backlog of inquiries from across the universes, I recently came upon a most peculiar entry when going through my notes for our next Dragon Facts book. I had asked Grendel to write down lists of his likes, dislikes, and so forth. Perusing through the “most hated things” list,

Dragon, tales of your ferocity and hunger have spread across the worlds. Thousands of mortals have cowered in fear from your awesome power. I am curious, though… is the one who has caused so much terror without phobia himself? Is there anything that you fear, dragon?

Hello once again, wonderful wizards! When I was last regaling Geldrin of my tale, and subsequently you readers, I had just returned to my barely adequate boat and reluctant crew after having consumed a small feast of Hobgobs. They had taken over the small island city of Grumhold, though why or how I cared not.

Hail and well met, salty biscuits! If you dear readers recall, last week I was recounting a time I had performed a good deed. I hadn’t quite gotten to the deed, mind you, since last week’s storytime was rather short. I admit I was having a bit of indigestion while regaling Geldrin of my time