I was on the search for a simple lemon—an endeavor that should have been a quick task, yet it took nearly two hours to find even a single fruit in the rubble of the village. Apparently, it was NOT lemon season, or the princess in her demand had already claimed every lemon in the area,

It is finally time to discuss the end of my misadventures in shapeshifting. I did not plan on making this a three-parter, but Geldrin says if we attach too many pages to the mail-phoenix’s leg, it’ll weigh it down and it will refuse to deliver our letters. I guess not all creatures can carry as

In our last Storytime, I was recounting my experiences with shapeshifting and the trouble it had gotten me into. Having been locked miles under the surface in an empty dwarven vault, surrounded by the bones of other less fortunate of my kind, my demise seemed imminent. Did I get out? Did I die in that

Hello, interested individuals! Never have I had such an enchanted audience before these storytimes! Well, I guess I have previously had a great number of people hearing my words all at once, but that was more of a “bring to me your treasures, lest you be devoured,” and less of a “want to get your

Hail and well met, curious ones! In this installment of Storytime with Grendel, we tackle subjects like valor, bravery, and heroism and how foolish a concept they all are. Our question of the day is an exceptionally good one. Grendel—ever met your match in battle? Logen Ninefingers An easy inquiry to answer, my brawny friend! 

Well met, Flavorful Specks! It is time once again for a bit of knowledge given freely by your favorite mighty dragon—me! Grendel, the All-Seeing Eye! In the weeks since we started sending out these knowledge-rich scrolls, Geldrin, me, and the harpies have all been inundated with questions from all over this material plane. Seems like

And here we are again, entertaining my favorite subject and answering your burning questions! Dear Grendel, I demand to know where you received your title, ‘The All-Seeing Eye’. Sincerely, A Real Eye Large Luigi A very surprisingly astute question, bartender, and one that has a very interesting story attached to it. It was a few

The Harpies have brought to my attention the fact that folks don’t know all that much about the magnificent being known as Grendel, and since I am he, it is up to me to correct that deficiency. My love of meat is rather widely known, but unlike the saying goes, I find that we are