Good evening, Draconic Inquirers! Hopefully you’ve all been enjoying the various stories from yours truly! We’ve had a wide variety of questions from an even wider variety of question-askers, and only a few bags worth of junk mail that were promptly incinerated! (Looking at you, “Want to sell your cave for cash?” guys!) Today’s question

At first, I was somewhat annoyed that today’s question was not about me, my amazing adventures, or even dragons as a whole. However, Geldrin reassured me that the reason questions like this are delivered to my lair is because I am known worlds-wide as an expert in nearly every field! I guess one can’t have

At first, I thought the question today was yet another attempt at probing for weakness. In my centuries of life, I’m sure I have made many enemies. Nearly any question that asks about potential vulnerabilities are usually thrown out, but Geldrin insists that today’s question-asker is purely making polite conversation. “Heigh-ho, dragon! Do ye possess

Having followed my stolen treasure as it was carried deep below the earth, I found myself plummeting to certain death in a seemingly bottomless pit. I had just been kicked most disrespectfully by a mean elf, though how he could have seen through my perfect disguise, I will never know. I was polymorphed into one

Salutations once again, curious colleagues! Apologies to any of you who prefer shorter stories, as this is by far our longest storytime. I was recalling a time when I had pursued an item that had been stolen from me. While traveling through a vast underground network of tunnels in pursuit of it, I convinced an

Good day, miraculous mortals! This week I shall continue my story of my underground adventure. I had been in pursuit of a stolen piece of my magnificent hoard, one finely crafted mithril staff. It had been pilfered by some mean elves, and they had taken it far below ground, though my dragon senses were able

Salutations, deep dwellers! And a mighty hello again to the surface folk as well. Considering that we’re again talking about the land far under our feet, I assume these storytimes may draw the interest of our neighbors who dwell below. Whether any new readers are deep gnomes, derro, mind flayers, duergar, or something more unimaginable,

Good evening, my friends! Geldrin says you folks wouldn’t like this nickname, but I think you’re already feeling honored by being called a “good boy.” See, many mortals assign this title to their most beloved pets, and I have… something akin to a form of love for all of you readers. So... Good boys!

Good morning, questioning creatures! After last week’s somewhat drier and more scholarly storytime (though the lessons on the nature of true dragons are of upmost importance), I hope that this week’s answer will be a bit less information-packed and just a bit more entertaining. We’ll see though. On to this week’s question!

Salutations, knowledge-seekers! Today’s question comes with an answer that I hope will clear up some frequent misunderstandings about dragons. The number of letters we receive in which the asker is shockingly misinformed about what defines a dragon is far too high! Here’s another one of these draconically-ignorant fellows